"Momma, here's the thing... I just don't really like orange juice. I tried a sip, and it's just not my thing."
Me- "Britt, how'd you get so cute?"
Britt- "just...life."
"Know how Spider-man turned into Spider-man because a spider bit him? Well, I bet Robin got pecked by a robin bird, and that's what turned him into Robin!.... yep, that's gotta be it..."
"Momma, can you fix my cape? It's just real coopywumpus back there."
Me- "Britt... are you wearing one of my bras under your Superman costume?"
Britt- "Well... yeah. But it's NOT for boobs, it's just to look like muscles. I don't have boobs..."
"Marnie, I can't let you play with my glasses, but you wanna play with my glasses, so what can we do about that?"
"oh man... that guy is a HOOT!"
{Saved the best for last...}
Aunt Kaitlynn- {whispering} "Hey, let's play an april fools joke on Uncle Jordan! Let's tell him his epidermis is showing."
Britt- "Hey Uncle Jordan! Your penis is showing!"
[it wasn't]
4 comments:
Haha. Holy cow that kid is a crack up!
HOLY CRAP!!! That is funny stuff!!! I never get sick of hearing the funny stuff Britt says!! That tops them!!
OH my gosh! I totally busted up readin all of those. But the bra one and the april fools joke were my favorite. Britt is one hilarious kid! He must take after his mom. :)
I love the way Britt's mind works. He reminds me so much of my Michael when he was little.
I love that you and Justin encourage your kids' creativity and have fun as a family!
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