A few days ago Jus, Britt and I went for a ride and ended up in the McDonald's drive-thru (what can I say? this new kid wanted some fries) anyway, they were taking FOREVER, and eventually Britt says, "Me need ta go pee-pee really bad!" So I take him in while Justin waits in the drive-thru. After Britt had done his thing in the potty, he wanted to flush it, but they have the automatic ones at this particular McDonald's so it flushed before he got to it. He looked up at me with wide eyes and said, "Mom! Me didn't flush that toilet! It just happened! Me gotta tell Dad bout this!" So after washing hands, we start the walk through the dining room and out to the car, but at the first table we passed there was a group of teenage boys eating. One of the boys (who had his back to us) looked a lot like Justin, and before I could stop Britt he ran up to this boy and said, "Me didn't flush that toilet! It just happened...." then he realized that this guy was not his dad... He just looked at the kid for a few seconds, then acting very nonchalant, he looked at the boy's french fries and said, "You got fries? Nice..." and with that he walked away.
Monday, August 25, 2008
out of the mouths of babes...
A few of you may have heard this story, but I just thought it was too funny not to share with all of you.

A few days ago Jus, Britt and I went for a ride and ended up in the McDonald's drive-thru (what can I say? this new kid wanted some fries) anyway, they were taking FOREVER, and eventually Britt says, "Me need ta go pee-pee really bad!" So I take him in while Justin waits in the drive-thru. After Britt had done his thing in the potty, he wanted to flush it, but they have the automatic ones at this particular McDonald's so it flushed before he got to it. He looked up at me with wide eyes and said, "Mom! Me didn't flush that toilet! It just happened! Me gotta tell Dad bout this!" So after washing hands, we start the walk through the dining room and out to the car, but at the first table we passed there was a group of teenage boys eating. One of the boys (who had his back to us) looked a lot like Justin, and before I could stop Britt he ran up to this boy and said, "Me didn't flush that toilet! It just happened...." then he realized that this guy was not his dad... He just looked at the kid for a few seconds, then acting very nonchalant, he looked at the boy's french fries and said, "You got fries? Nice..." and with that he walked away.
A few days ago Jus, Britt and I went for a ride and ended up in the McDonald's drive-thru (what can I say? this new kid wanted some fries) anyway, they were taking FOREVER, and eventually Britt says, "Me need ta go pee-pee really bad!" So I take him in while Justin waits in the drive-thru. After Britt had done his thing in the potty, he wanted to flush it, but they have the automatic ones at this particular McDonald's so it flushed before he got to it. He looked up at me with wide eyes and said, "Mom! Me didn't flush that toilet! It just happened! Me gotta tell Dad bout this!" So after washing hands, we start the walk through the dining room and out to the car, but at the first table we passed there was a group of teenage boys eating. One of the boys (who had his back to us) looked a lot like Justin, and before I could stop Britt he ran up to this boy and said, "Me didn't flush that toilet! It just happened...." then he realized that this guy was not his dad... He just looked at the kid for a few seconds, then acting very nonchalant, he looked at the boy's french fries and said, "You got fries? Nice..." and with that he walked away.
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7 comments:
Oh, how cute!!! Don't you love it when they say funny stuff like that! He's sure a sweet boy!! :D
You have the best stories! I love it! And yay I am so excited that we're due around the same time! :)
How flippin cute!! You gotta love that!
HA HA! That boy of yours is going to be something when he gets older. I love all the stories of him and the funny stuff he says. :)
That was laugh-out-loud funny! It made me think, "Slurpies, huh? . . . Well, see ya!" :)
Oh T.J.! That is EXACTLY how he said it too! He's part Lloyd Christmas and part Napoleon Dynamite! :)
Brianna...I'm still laughing and it was a week ago when you told me! Laurissa and I look at each other all the time now and say, "Oh, you have fries...NICE!"
What a cool kid:)
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